Imparting knowledge

Apparently it is acceptable to swear when you are six under the following circumstance:

You are explaining all the swear words you know to somewhat surprised parents in a mousey whisper directly into their ear. You can only get away with this if you look very solemn all the while and blame a friend at school for telling you all of them.

I suppose I should be pleased her vocabulary is so varied, and she knows the meaning of each but it is quite a surprise. She is usually so innocent and a stickler for angelic behaviour!